The Suzie Diaries
Saturday, July 26, 2003
 
ginirosaru: "today we have a special guest for a full hour, sarah!" "HI SARAH!" *silence* *60 min later* THANK U SARAH
 
Yesterday while I was at my aunts pool, my sister came up behind me and COMPLETELY UNTIED MY BIKINI TOP. I was so pissed. If she does that at BLCC today, lets just say we'll be coming home with one less kid...
 
I'm going to the pool today. And after the pool I'm sleeping over my grandparents house. Fun fun fun.
 
DreamCatcher07: I can drive and I'm coming for you ahahahaha! lol jk


AAHHHHHHH!! They got her too.
 
I'm wearing these jeans that make me feel really really fat.
Friday, July 25, 2003
 
Wow. That camera is HUGE... and so not for me.
 
I mean, they shot a commercial with this baby. Thats pretty cool (ish).
 
I think I have found my camera. Its pretty big, but its good quality.
 
I need to find my camcorder... my NEW one that is. And after that I need to buy it.
 
I am determined. No one can stop me now.
 
I might have to settle for ABC though. ABC, the loser channel.
 
When I start my talk show (which I will have to start online... errr) I will seriously send an email to NBC asking them if I can have my own show... I want to have a TV show!!!!!
 
Maybe no one will notice.
 
I am going to kill Conan Obrien and take over his show.
 
i HATE pop-up windows. Especially the ones with "unpleasant" pictures. And by unpleasant, I mean gross beyond reason.
 
OMG. I'm going to write a book on reasons/ways to kill Creekboy. I can publish it on CafePress.com.
This is going to be so great.
 
I'm making a DIE, CREEKBOY DIE store.
 
Errr. They're leaving without me. This means I'll have to walk over there. THIS COULD TAKE DAYS.
 
I think I'm going to my aunt's house today. DARN! Its SO FAR AWAY!
(Note: Its around the corner)
 
Wow. I SO did not post that.
 
BLOGGER
 
Kellay: I was just eating a sandwich...IN THE GARAGE, haha
 
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 
Beleive it or not, today I actually did chores. CHORES! I actually worked. Go me.
Thursday, July 24, 2003
 
I am going to have a TV show. Just wait. You'll see.
 
Wow. I've been so busy today. Not.
Wednesday, July 23, 2003
 
I just got back from Penncrest. Steph gave me a ride home because they had food in their car. Yum. I saw Rusty Carter there too, and I told him that he better sleep with one eye open. It was funny. And the chess "master" was telling me to stop threatening the little kids after they beat me... and I fell asleep in study skills.

I just told my entire day backwards. LOL.
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
 
errrrrrrrr. I have to delete AIM and then re-intall it. ARG.
 
The Creekboy Chatroom has been open since late last night, yet no one except for Kelli has visited it. Join the Creek War and FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE!!!
 
I'm working on the "Die Creekboy" site. Its so amazing.
 
aim:gochat?roomname=creekboy
 
Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!Fight for your right to be free!!!
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLAY
 
Fight for your right to be free!
Monday, July 21, 2003
 
Die, Creekboy. Die.
 
KELLAYKELLAY: how do?
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: LOL. Proper english...
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: *improper.
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: HAHAHA.
KELLAYKELLAY: SILENCE. YOU SPEAK THE CREEKBOY.
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: No. I'm just doing my idiot impression.
 
I think I'm going to be sick.
 
Look at all the people without arms. They're happy. I have arms. I should be ecstatic!
 
KELLAYKELLAY: banana.
 
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: Its a freaking world war, everyone was involved.
Ouburi: i know i started it.......
 
I've always wanted to ride my bike down a set of stairs.
 
KELLAYKELLAY: were getting our kitchen redone
KELLAYKELLAY: so our "kitchen"
KELLAYKELLAY: is currently
KELLAYKELLAY: located in
KELLAYKELLAY: the garage
KELLAYKELLAY: LOL
KELLAYKELLAY: so i need
KELLAYKELLAY: to go outside and get some water
KELLAYKELLAY: so i'll brb
 
"Whats living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice?"
 
KELLAYKELLAY: LOL
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: LOL
KELLAYKELLAY: LOL
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: TIF
KELLAYKELLAY: we are laughing retards.
KELLAYKELLAY: CWA
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: LOL
fiiiiiiiiiiiive: Yes we are.
 
DEAR MINNA,
I have a HUGE problem. I think i may like the guy my best friend likes. I mean, I used to be friends with him, but now I find that the more and more time I spend with him the more I start to like him... you know. I can't stand it. I don't know what to do!

Have a thumb war to determine who likes him more.
(P.S. This is the smallest HUGE problem I have ever heard of) *



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Minna wins today, because that was just too great.
 
Should 4 year olds really be this big?
 
B is for how beautiful I am
I is for how incredible I am
T is for how tough I am
C is for how cute I am
H is for how hard I'm gonna kick your ass next time you call me a bitch
 
Pianopek2: i see that ur warning level is up to 5% huh?
suziefromsweden: It is?
suziefromsweden: No its not.
*warning level increased to 20%*
pianopek2: now is over 5 good going
suziefromsweden: THATS 20 YOU BASTARD.
suziefromsweden: >:o
pianopek2: hey hey its ur fault
 
suziefromsweden: I want chinese.
KELLAYKELLAY: FORTUNE COOKIES!
KELLAYKELLAY: oh my god
KELLAYKELLAY: at camp
KELLAYKELLAY: we ordered chinese
KELLAYKELLAY: and
KELLAYKELLAY: i got a fortune cookie that said
KELLAYKELLAY: "you thought it was a secret, but it never was" and had a bunch of these :-):-):-)
KELLAYKELLAY: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
KELLAYKELLAY: it was so scary
KELLAYKELLAY: like a threat
suziefromsweden: LOL!!
suziefromsweden: I'm going to have a Chinese restaraunt.
KELLAYKELLAY: Hong Kong Wong Fong!'
suziefromsweden: And have creepy fortunes like "If you read this I will eat your first born"
suziefromsweden: LOL
suziefromsweden: And "I hate you."
KELLAYKELLAY: LOL
KELLAYKELLAY: and "FUCK YOU!"
suziefromsweden: YES!!!!
suziefromsweden: "I hope you die"
KELLAYKELLAY: and "You better sleep with one eye open tonight"
suziefromsweden: LOL!!!!
suziefromsweden: and "Die, Creekboy. Die."
KELLAYKELLAY: and "Creekboy- I'm going to chew your appendages off"
suziefromsweden: Ew.
KELLAYKELLAY: OFF WITH AN ARM!
suziefromsweden: LOL
KELLAYKELLAY: *gnaw gnaw*
suziefromsweden: here's one: "I hope terrorists kill you and your family in your sleep"
KELLAYKELLAY: haha
KELLAYKELLAY: and "i'm going to wax your face off"
suziefromsweden: "Your mother never loved you."
KELLAYKELLAY: "Your teddy bear was your only friend--and he only did it cause your Daddy paid him".
suziefromsweden: LOL
suziefromsweden: "This cookie is poison"
 
wow.
 
That is really cool writing, man.
 
Capricorn horoscope for Tuesday, July 22nd:

You bail someone out of a dumb mistake by making him or her look like a hero. Most people will recognize you as the real mastermind. Romance gets a boost from an unexpected source.


Uh oh...
 
suziefromsweden: BE HAPPY!!
Auto response from EwansForeverMine: hey, pissed off so u can leave one but i aighn't gonna answer nora call me and we'll chat about doin something tonight i guess k byez

suziefromsweden: I know, its because I didn't tell you the suprise.
suziefromsweden: Trust me, you won't like it.
suziefromsweden: It will annoy you TO DEATH.
EwansForeverMine: lol im back kiddo
EwansForeverMine: wazzup?!
suziefromsweden: LOL
suziefromsweden: Uh oh.
suziefromsweden: Jk
EwansForeverMine: what surprise!!!
EwansForeverMine: :-)
suziefromsweden: Not too much, you?
EwansForeverMine: tell me!!
EwansForeverMine: n2m
suziefromsweden: You'll find out.
EwansForeverMine: ya hoo!
suziefromsweden: In about 26 hours..
EwansForeverMine: lol what's it for
EwansForeverMine: lol 26 hours?
EwansForeverMine: what!!
EwansForeverMine: tell me!!
suziefromsweden: I've already revealed too much.
suziefromsweden: You'll hate it though.
EwansForeverMine: lmfao
EwansForeverMine: really
EwansForeverMine: i wont hate it
EwansForeverMine: grrr
suziefromsweden: It will haunt you for the rest of your life....
suziefromsweden: or at least until the end of the month.
EwansForeverMine: omg im scared nowsuziefromsweden: BE HAPPY!!
Auto response from EwansForeverMine: hey, pissed off so u can leave one but i aighn't gonna answer nora call me and we'll chat about doin something tonight i guess k byez

suziefromsweden: I know, its because I didn't tell you the suprise.
suziefromsweden: Trust me, you won't like it.
suziefromsweden: It will annoy you TO DEATH.
EwansForeverMine: lol im back kiddo
EwansForeverMine: wazzup?!
suziefromsweden: LOL
suziefromsweden: Uh oh.
suziefromsweden: Jk
EwansForeverMine: what surprise!!!
EwansForeverMine: :-)
suziefromsweden: Not too much, you?
EwansForeverMine: tell me!!
EwansForeverMine: n2m
suziefromsweden: You'll find out.
EwansForeverMine: ya hoo!
suziefromsweden: In about 26 hours..
EwansForeverMine: lol what's it for
EwansForeverMine: lol 26 hours?
EwansForeverMine: what!!
EwansForeverMine: tell me!!
suziefromsweden: I've already revealed too much.
suziefromsweden: You'll hate it though.
EwansForeverMine: lmfao
EwansForeverMine: really
EwansForeverMine: i wont hate it
EwansForeverMine: grrr
suziefromsweden: It will haunt you for the rest of your life....
suziefromsweden: or at least until the end of the month.
EwansForeverMine: omg im scared now
 
Trapped at 1515 Broadway: The chronicles of watching MTV for 24 hours.
 
That is such an adorable story. I cannot wait until February 28th, 2004 when I go to Dallas. My parents don't know yet, but they will...
 
"Four years ago come this Wednesday, Chris and I went down to the market, bought a $4 bouquet of sweet peas, went home, napped and showered as I changed into a $30 dress a friend had bought for me and a rented tux that someone has rented for Chris (because we only had $12 at the time) and with two friends we headed to a park beside our flat, took a picture, then, late, headed to our wedding.

It took 20 minutes at the justice of the peace and after the four of us and went and had dinner.

We married this way because at the time, the only thing that mattered to us was to be together. And to do that, we had to get married. We didn't get married to have this huge wedding, to impress people, to fulfil a fantasy. We didn't get married so that we wouldn't be 30 without a spouse or because people looked at us funny if we weren't. We got married so that we could be together. (We're from separate countries).

So much of the time, I see misconceptions of what love - and romance - really is. People think its keeping score, who took the garbage out, how many flowers you got, who does what, what status you have and what dress you wore to your $40,000 wedding. But it's more than that.

I bring this up because Chris has been rushed to the Emergency room twice in ten days. When he's sick, having CT & MRI scans, and terribly helpless, the thoughts of roses, chores and other people don't matter for either of us. What matters is that we are there for each other. That I am there to help him, to let him know that he can be sick because I will look after him and for him to feel secure that throwing up isn't going to scare me off.

People often ask why our relationship is so good, why, after six years together we still swoon so terribly and each has lives that are individual but together. We say it's because we love being together, we feel safe with each other, and we can be totally honest with one another. We didn't bring outside thoughts or forces into our relationship - we only do what works for us.

When he was lying in the hospital this morning, he began to be a little concerned for our anniversary plans next week, which included a 3 hour drive north to Vancouver for an over night trip. He can't move because of his illness and so the trip would have to be cancelled.

I reminded him that the trip didn't matter. That we could always make it up at some point and that we didn't need to do something big to celebrate our anniversary. We just needed to be together, just like on the day we were married."

Alex, still my idol.
 
Suzie's stomache says "FEED ME DAMMIT!!"
 
I think its about time that I ate lunch.
 
I want to get that stalker program where you can follow people with arial cameras and control what they do on their computer... I have BIG plans for this one... no one is safe anymore... MUAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!
 
OMG!!!! Now I can go to the mall EVERY DAY because I'll be RIGHT THERE because I'll be at Penncrest. This is great.
 
clouds.
 
I'm hungry. I think I want a grilled cheese... mmm... cheese....
 
Its gettin' hot in here
So take off all your clothes


What an annoying song...
 
WAIT!!! I never told you about my weekend... oh wait, I couldn't becuase MY STUPID INTERNET WAS DOWN ALL FREAKING WEEKEND!!!!!!
 
This sucks major butt.
 
Oh well, at least I'll be able to see Nora and Jess everyday... and then they can catch me up on alll the stuff I've been missing since they started they're summer school stuff.
 
Guess what!!!
Good news: I don't have to do my writing program anymore!!!!!!! In fact, I didn't even go today!!
Bad news: My parents are making me take a study skills class... at Penncrest... and theres more.
Since its only half as long as the writing program, they're making me do another thing after it... AGGHHHH!!!! I hate this crap. Someone kill me. But do you know what class I'm going to take?? Do you??? They're making me take chess... CHESS!! I they're going to suffer for this one.....
 
MY INTERNET HAS BEEN DOWN FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS!!!! AGGHHHH!!!

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